
http://www.venganza.org/category/hate-mail/
This is fantastic, hate mail is just so full of anger, resentment and for want of a better word; stupidity. I have really enjoyed myself reading some of the hate mail received by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster. The thing I love best about this is that is seems many of the mailers just haven’t figured out that this is satire, ‘designed’ [I couldn't resist] by Bobby Henderson to make a point in protest to the Kansas court ruling that ‘intelligent design’ be offered as a valid and scientific alternative to the theory of evolution:
Nautilus questions:
How can a thing made by man be god? its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT! why would you let people EAT your god? Everyone I know thinks you are retarded, so congrats there
indeed!
Michael Martin, so full of Christian cheer writes:
flimsy moral standards? Lets see here. If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?
It seems that Michael might be one of those ‘good ol boys’ where the distinction between guns, religion and sex with your sister is a little blurred.
One individual on the old blog site has this to say:
Yo Bobby, You are an ignorant ignoramous!! Why can’t you and all of your atheist cohorts just keep your big, fat traps closed when it comes to even a HINT of GOD!!! What are you afraid of???? Darwin’s rantings (sorry, not even enough scientific evidence to even CALL it a theory) have NO basis–time has proven that. Our schoolkids are being totally cheated out of the truth—and it is people like you that turn it into a farce when a viable alternative is presented!!! When you deny kids the knowledge of an Intelligent Designer that created them for a specific purpose—-you deny them a true purpose in life and deny them the ability to cherish this wonderful life and world God created just for us humans……….Your website makes me ill—-but I will be praying for you! Don’t worry—God does love you even though you are vehemently pushing him away right now and we will ALL be judged when we die. Do you feel good about taking your atheism one step further or what????
He/She is obviously in need of some basic grammar and science lessons. ‘Not enough scientific evidence’? A word to anonymous from me – ‘Show me your evidence and I’ll show you mine
- and one question mark usually suffices as a sentence terminator’.
I would love to try and quantify just how much more ignorant an ignorant ignoramus is compared with your basic garden-variety ignoramus but alas I find it hard.
and lastly fd cuts to the intellectual chase with his excellent piece of logical deduction:
This is fucking retarded, a flying piece of fucking spaghetti can not create the universe, considering spaghetti was made by man, and monsters from man’s imagination. SO FUCK FSM
Yip, he’s got us all there.
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