I love it when respectable blogs like Boing Boing and Cracked.com join our sense of incredulity at what actually exists and is written in the “good ??” book. Some of these stories I’ve shared before in postings on this blog but they’ve added pictures which just add so much to the experience. See Moses about to slaughter an unsuspecting Egyptian in a Quake-like mockup or roll around with mirth at Elisha riding bears and raining down judgment on some cocky youths who dared mock him.
Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today’s kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It’s a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis.
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Tags: christian, bible, WTF, atheism
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