More Bible Debauchery

Some of the passages found in the bible are eye-watering in their blatant disregard for the rights of woman, children and basic human dignity and contain some of the most debauched stories ever found in print – I believe they would make even the eyes of the Marquis de Sade water. As I was once told “Holy cow makes the best hamburger” and thus due to the incessant and annoying habit of the religious espousing the good book as a source of virtue and morality, one of my favourite past-times is finding passages that I am sure would make any good well bred Christian mother’s knickers bunch if she knew what her children were reading.
What a fantastic set of values to teach as well – I mean does it get more choice than some of the following:
How’s this for a good family values from Genesis 19:4-8
Some raping lunatics surround Lot’s house and ask him to release his guests so that they may be molested and raped. In the true fashion of an excellent host he instead offers his virgin daughters to be gang-raped in their place – nice guy
4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.” 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”
Genesis 19: 30-36
Having moved to the styx, not finding any suitable action, Lot’s daughters get their father drunk, have sex with him and become pregnant with his child….nice! Perhaps they weren’t in the right frame of mind after being offered up for gang-rape by their father
30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.” 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.
Judges 19: 22-29
Another choice individual offers up his concubine and daughter for rape. The concubine gets raped and abused the whole night and in the morning he takes a knife, rents her limb from limb
22 While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.” 23 The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this disgraceful thing. 24 Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But to this man, don’t do such a disgraceful thing.”
25 But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. 26 At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. 27 When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold.
28 He said to her, “Get up; let’s go.” But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home. 29 When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.
A touch of infanticide and cannibalism in 2 Kings 6: 28-29 – It surely begs the question “with or without fava beans?”
28 Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’
29 So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him.”
Let’s end tonight with a bed-time story of forced sexual slavery – women and children are really treasured in this good book. Judges 21: 7-12
7 “How can we provide wives for those who are left, since we have taken an oath by the LORD not to give them any of our daughters in marriage?” 8 Then they asked, “Which one of the tribes of Israel failed to assemble before the LORD at Mizpah?” They discovered that no one from Jabesh Gilead had come to the camp for the assembly. 9 For when they counted the people, they found that none of the people of Jabesh Gilead were there.
10 So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11 “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” 12 They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.
It gives me the cold shivers to think this book is the basis for morality for three of the most prevalent religions on this planet. There are even some who would go so far as to call for this book to be banned.
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