Bad Predictions about the Future

30 03 2006

Very entertaining list regarding the top 87 bad predictions about the future:
Includes:

“There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States.”
T. Craven, FCC Commissioner, in 1961 (the first commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965).

“Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.”
Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.

“Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 tons.”
Popular Mechanics, March 1949

“The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty, a fad.”
The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford’s lawyer not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903

“Such startling announcements as these should be deprecated as being unworthy of science and mischievous to its true progress.”
Sir William Siemens, on Edison’s light bulb, 1880.

“I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone.”
Charles Darwin, in the foreword to his book, The Origin of Species, 1869





Bwwwwaaahahahahaha

30 03 2006

‘Madam and Eve’ rock!

Zuma Cluedo





Chuck Norris and Evolution

30 03 2006

www.chucknorrisfacts.com is very amusing and I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why.  At least the issue of creationism vs evolution has finally been resolved: "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."





Truganini and Van Diemens Land

30 03 2006

I’m reading an incredible book by Richard Dawkins at the moment called ‘The Ancestors Tale : A Pilgrimage to the Dawn of Evolution’, a scientific journey back through time from our present Homo sapiens sapiens point of view through all our consestors (nice term Richard) meeting other forms of life also moving backwards in their own journeys and meeting us at various evolutionary branching points. In the farmer’s tale I discovered a little bit of Tasmanian history and this posting is dedicated to mostly to Tasmania and Truganini.

Tasmania is an island located to the South East of Australia, separated from it by about 200 km of water known as the Bass Strait. Tasmania was joined to the mainland until the end of the most recent ice age (10-14,000 years ago) when it became cut off completely and it’s local populace, fauna and flora began their own journey forwards to modern times. The indigenous population of Tasmania were the Tasmanian Aboriginals, a group numbering between 5,000 and 10,000 people until the time of British settlement of Australia around 1803.

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In 1642, Dutch explorer Abel Tasman named the island Anthoonij van Diemenslandt after his sponsor, governor of the Dutch East Indies. Later Captain James Cook shortened the name to Van Diemens Land. The island was first settled by the British in 1803, their main concern at the time, rather like a ridiculous game of Risk, was preventing the French from claiming it. Early settlers were mainly convicts and their guards sent for the purpose of developing industry and agriculture on the island. By 1833, through a combination of genocide and disease, the population Aboriginal population had dwindled to a mere 300. The Black War refers to a period in the early 1800’s of conflict (genocide is not a comfortable term) between British colonialists and Aboriginals that resulted in the near obliteration of the local indigenous inhabitants. In 1830, Lieutenant-Govenor George Arthur called upon every able-bodied male colonist, convict or free to form a human chain sweeping across the settled districts moving South East for several weeks in an attempt to corral the Aborigines on the Tasman Peninsula, this event is known as the Black Line.

George Augustus Robinson, a builder and untrained preacher, was called in during the 1830’s to mount a “friendly mission” to the 300 remaining aboriginals in an attempt to repatriate them to the camp of Wybalenna on Finder’s Island (a tiny island in the Bass Strait 20 km off the North Eastern Tip of Tasmania). Robinson befriended Truganini and succeeded in forging a relocation agreement with the remaining aborigines with promises of food, shelter, housing and freedom from persecution. By the end of 1835 nearly all remaining aborigines had been moved to Finder’s Island. Soon after their relocation, the beloved preacher George A. Robinson ended his relationship with the aborigines and conditions on Finder’s island deteriorated to something more akin to prison camp conditions, however noble his initial intentions were, Mr. Robinson’s abandonment of the last remaining aborigines casts a black stain over his role in Australian history.

George Robinson

Truganini was born in 1812 on Bruny Island, south of Hobart. She was the daughter of Mangana – chief of the Bruny Island people. before she was eighteen years old her mother was murdered by whale hunters, her first fiance died saving her from abduction and in 1828, her two sisters Lowhenunhue and Maggerleede were abducted and sold into slavery.

In 1856, Truganini and the last few remaining aborigines were moved to Oyster Cove and by 1873, she was the sole survivor, the last remaining indigenous aboriginal of Tasmania

She died alone in Hobart on the 8th May 1876. Two years later her remains were exhumed and put on display. It was only in April 1976 on the centenary of her death that her remains were cremated and her ashes scattered in the D’Entrecasteaux Channel according to her wishes.

Here is a picture of this brave lady a few years before her death, she was someone who witnessed the genocide of everything and everyone she knew – the loss of her entire world.

Truganini

She should not be forgotten.

“We must remember what ruthless and utter destruction out own species has wrought, not only upon animals such as the vanished bison and dodo, but also upon its own inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years.”
H.G.Wells, Preface to War of the Worlds.





A Holiday Come Round At Last

9 03 2006

There will be no more postings until the 29th as I am stepping out of the rat race and heading off to the South Coast for two weeks of fun, quiet and rest.

Once there I will be forced to endure pristine uncrowded beaches, warm thundering surf and the smell of salt in the air. At night I will have to take it upon myself to indulge in platters of delightful seafood and glasses of good red wine before being lulled to sleep by the crash of the waves.

Activities will be limited to boogie boards, sand castles, aquariums, trashy novels and braais. In that time I will not think of work, studies or emigration, leaving those topics for the lofty mental sprint required when I get back. In an emergency you can find me:

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Till then
Adios, Sayonara and Ciao!





It’s the end of the world, I read it on a blog!

8 03 2006

Achtung Achtung we are all going to die!  It’s true I read it on a blog from a blog from a newspaper from a scientific magazine.  It’s so sad, I think I need to lie down.

In an effort to increase readership, many sources of information are becoming polluted by playing broken telephone – remember that game you used to play at parties when you were a kid.  Snippets of half truths abound with only the juiciest bits being posted and very often taken completely out of context.

A vine posting I read today Antarctica is shrinking was a seeded link from a CNET News.com article also entitled Antarctica is shrinking  where apparently the first ever [important words there] survey of the entire Antarctic ice sheet was conducted and it was concluded that the ice sheets mass has decrease dramatically since 2002. Um? Well if this is the first ever survey then what can they compare their data to?  You must believe this to be a credible article though because there is a footnote ‘Credit: Ben Holte Sr. NASA’, yet no mention of who Ben Holte is nor any reference to the original article.

Please, this is a call to all posters – if it is not your field of specialty then link to the original source so interested parties can get the full story.  The [snip] interesting parts [snip] taken completely [snip] out of context only add to confusion and misinformation.





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7 03 2006

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Parenting, LEGO Carbonite and Ancient Egypt

7 03 2006

This is a call for sympathy; please hear it, being a parent is HARD! Forget the 7 years masters’ degree or the 5 day a week job these all pale into insignificance next to being a parent. Yesterday I had an argument with my five year old, he didn’t want to wear his Harry Potter warm top and wouldn’t tell me why and wouldn’t go into the class room because he didn’t want to show his friends! When did 5 year olds become fashion experts? So while the time ticked by and I became later and later for work and the blood pressure was rising tsunami like he folded his arms and simply said no!

Then when we wanted him to eat his carrots last ,night he told us no again, on enquiring why? He responded that they had done an eye test that morning at school and his eyes were fine! This is karma revisited on me for being such a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan. I think we may be in trouble in his teenage years!

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Being a huge fan of archaeology, I never cease getting a thrill out of some fabulous archaeological find. Evidence has been found that the Egyptions had a seafaring nation as far back as 4000 years ago. Remains of ancient seafaring ships have been found in man made caves along with ancient cargo boxes. The timbers have been dated to around 2000BC when the Egyptions sailed the seas in search of riches.

George Lucas (aka: Mr. Star Wars) and other movie moguls are of the opinion that the big buck blockbuster era is over and I have to agree with him. I yawned my way through most of the the Star Wars prequels and came out feeling as if my senses had been assaulted with a high voltage power cable however a movie like Phonebooth, low budget and tense with a riveting story had me glued to my seat. In the past you had to rely on your story to captivate your audience, you just didn’t have the special effects – these days however if you have a good CGI team then you can churn out the most ridiculous crap and call it a movie. Let’s hope he’s right.

It seems that all the hype about bird flu may not be crying wolf after all. Austrian officials say they have detected the lethal H5N1 strain in several cats. This at least indicates that this particularly nasty bug can jump the species barrier after all. Cats are able to pass disease to humans already, the most notable and nasty being toxoplasma gondii recently purported to be linked to forms of shizophrenia in survivors of the disease.

Those of you, like me, who are huge fans of lego – check out the top 10 strange lego creations – I must get the ‘Han Solo frozen in Carbonite’ for my wall ;-)

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I watched the news last night, something I try to avoid as it gives me chronic indigestion, and saw more video footage of Zuma prancing around like some tarentismic halfwit to hoards of indignant supporters there to show comraderie for this swine accused of raping a woman who saw him as an uncle and family friend.

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While the throngs tried to push a music blaring taxi through the police barricade the other gathering – the important one – the one that was there protesting abuse to women – had to stand quietly down the street away from the courthouse lest they were pelted with stones from the Zuma supporters. Excuse my French but “WHAT THE #$%#$@!!”. Read how our beloved ex-deputy president forced himself upon this poor woman not bothering with anything as un-manly as a condom.





Blogging, Carbon and Alien Rain

6 03 2006

Back in the Blogger days I used a wonderful tool called w.bloggar to post to my blog. When I moved over to WordPress I tried a number of other tools, the closest I got was Quamana but this morning, to my delight, I noticed that w.Bloggar posts to WordPress blogs – no contest – welcome back w.Bloggar.

This week we are off on holiday for two weeks, I cannot wait and need this time really really badly. I often hear friends and colleagues boast about the number of years since their last holiday but I’m afraid I am not made of such stern stuff – I have a beach-ometer that slowly ticks down between holidays and a Grumpy-ometer that slowly ticks up. Both these wonderful internal devices are very much in the red at the moment and are in dire need of a reset.

In excellent news, Microsoft has denied that it will put back-doors into its new Vista OS. Governments have been asking for a way around the authentication and encryption to allow law enforcement agencies ways to get access to peoples data on seized computers.

Carbon nanotubules are back in the news, not for space elevators this time, but for super-flexible screens. Carbon nanotubules are made from rolled sheets of tightly bound carbon which are very light, incredibly strong and have excellent conductive properties. It seems that carbon nanotubules are going to revolutionise materials in the coming decades, much the same way the advent of plastic did years ago.

In other strange news, on 25 July 2001 blood red rain fell over the Kerala district of Southern India. Initial explanations implied that the cloudy red substance was atmospheric dust. Recent analysis of samples of this liquid show that it is not dust at all and researchers are puzzled as to what exactly it is. There is speculation that the rain was made up of bacteria-like organisms but it is unlike anything we know about. Hours before the first red rain, a loud sonic boom shook Kerala and it is believed to have been caused by an incoming meteorite that broke apart shedding these molecules as it went. If this is true then the red rain may have contained the first traces of extraterrestrial life ever discovered.

Bush officials are readying an intelligence briefing for the U.N. security council on Tehran’s weapons program but get this:

It will rely mainly on circumstantial evidence, much of it from documents found on a laptop purportedly purloined from an Iranian nuclear engineer and obtained by the CIA in 2004. U.S. officials insist the material is strong but concede they have no smoking gun.

You really would have thought America had learned it’s humiliating lesson from Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction!





Ntini to the Rescue

4 03 2006

Wow, what a game, Makhaya Ntini taking 6 for 22 as the world champions were bowled out for 93.  93, I almost felt sorry for the crowd – they all had to go home early.  I wonder what will happen tomorrow in Port Elizabeth, let’s hope Ponting and Symonds are back on form for a  more even match.

Google takes another step towards trying to get users accepting storing their files offline, the GDrive is on the way – no more having to hack your GMail account.  With the government asking for private search data one wonders how safe people will feel having their privates stored on a computer somewhere across the world that they have no control over.  Google may go a long way to allay peoples discomfort by providing a seamless data encryption / decryption service along side their data storage, file based encryption is old-hat, excellent products exist for this purpose so will Google prove that the contents of peoples private data is not important and what would big brother (who is currently asking Microsoft for back doors in Vista) say?